Thursday, December 02, 2004
Now Batting: The Oaktrain
Hello friends, my name is F. Oakley Rumson (Pronounced: RUM-SON). My friends call me Oaks. I'm a genetic lottery winner. I've been born into a world already furnished with the best money can buy. I make no apologies for my lot in life, nor do I take it for granted. I enjoy fine dining, safaris, and dry martinis. You may find my views and experiences to be follies of "Upper Crust" snobbery. So be it. I hope you enjoy the ride - but hold on tight. I wait for no one.